SBF builds a $100 million prison startup, Tether challenges MiCA, and the US bans CBDC: a week that turned the crypto market upside down

This week, the crypto industry faced a veritable hurricane of events: from Sam Bankman-Fried's ambitious plans for "life after prison" to Tether's strategic maneuver to bypass the European MiCA regulation. Meanwhile, the U.S. is preparing a legislative ban on the digital dollar, and the meme coin market is experiencing a crash. Let's break down what lies behind these headlines.
SBF's Plan: $100 Million and a Pardon from Trump
The founder of the collapsed FTX exchange, serving a 25-year sentence for the largest financial fraud, is not wasting time. According to information from cellmates, Sam Bankman-Fried is already making plans for release: he needs between $50 and $100 million in startup capital to launch a new cryptocurrency project that, in his words, "will attract everyone." Simultaneously, he has filed a pardon request with Donald Trump, and his parents have hired lobbyists. The topic of FTX's venture investments has resurfaced in the community—stakes in SpaceX, Anthropic, and Solana, collectively valued at $114 billion, were sold off by bankruptcy administrators for a pittance. However, despite SBF's potential investment genius, his reputation is forever tainted by the illegal use of client funds. Trusting him after this is like trusting a pyromaniac with matches.
Tether vs. Europe: A Clever Circumvention of MiCA
The European authority ESMA has demanded that all crypto platforms obtain a license under the MiCA regulation by July 1, or face a complete withdrawal from the EU. Tether, however, took a different path. The company's management deemed the requirement to hold 60% of reserves in European banks too risky for financial stability and refused a direct license. Instead, Tether is investing in partners who already have legal status, through whom fully legitimate stablecoins will be issued. This allows the company to maintain a presence in the EU market without directly submitting to local officials. Meanwhile, the forced delisting of USDT in Europe will deal a serious blow to professional participants: market makers will have to split liquidity pools, inter-exchange arbitrage will become more complicated, and spreads will widen. The market is clearly not ready for such a scenario.
USA: Ban on the Digital Dollar Until 2030
The United States is moving toward a legislative ban on the issuance of a digital dollar (CBDC) at least until the end of 2030. The provision prohibiting the Federal Reserve from issuing a CBDC is embedded in the affordable housing bill—this packaging allowed it to overcome the resistance that had stalled a separate anti-CBDC document. American lawmakers fear total surveillance of transactions, control over spending (following the example of the digital yuan), and the displacement of commercial banks. Private stablecoins are exempt from the ban. This means the world's largest economy is officially exiting the global CBDC race, and stablecoins are becoming a tolerated alternative. For the market, this is a signal: the state is willing to tolerate private money, but not its own total control.
The Meme Coin Bubble Bursts: Pump.fun Loses 70% of Revenue
Revenue for the Pump.fun platform, which allowed anyone to issue their own token for a few dollars, has plummeted by more than 70%. This is unsurprising: nearly 96% of traders either lost money or earned no more than $500. Developers are trying to salvage the situation by announcing the burning of tokens worth about $370 million (36% of the supply). However, this is merely a delay. We are witnessing a large-scale process of capital redistribution: investors are massively locking in losses, withdrawing liquidity from unregulated instruments that major players view as gambling, and returning funds to TradFi. The practice of buying assets without fundamental value has stopped working. Traders are forced to return to basic rules and seek digital assets with real practical applications. This makes the market safer, but also less "fun" for speculators.
CME Group and the Monopoly on Futures
The operator of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, CME Group, is suing the regulator CFTC over permission granted to the Kalshi platform to launch perpetual futures. CME head Terrence Duffy formally appeals to investor protection, comparing high leverage to the 2008 mortgage crisis, and cites the Dodd-Frank Act. However, behind this lies a simple truth: CME holds exclusive licenses for all major benchmarks on which futures contracts are built. Duffy's logic is straightforward: "We control the benchmarks, so new instruments on these indices must trade with us." A similar pattern is observed with ICE, which demands "equal rules" due to the growth of the Hyperliquid platform. This is a classic defense of a monopoly under the guise of market concern.
Global Trend: Destruction of Communication Privacy
The UK government is preparing a law that will completely ban the use of social networks (Instagram, TikTok, YouTube) for citizens under 16. In France and the EU, an initiative is being pushed for mass scanning of personal messages on smartphones before they are sent. Under the pretext of fighting terrorism or protecting children, governments are forcing citizens to give up the basic right to privacy. As Pavel Durov rightly noted, the forced abandonment of end-to-end encryption technology (embedding backdoors) will not stop real criminals—they can easily write their own private applications. As a result, ordinary law-abiding citizens will be the ones affected. Furthermore, weakening encryption systems makes corporate networks of banks and funds vulnerable to hacker attacks, and users will have to switch to decentralized services to maintain privacy. This is not just a trend—it is a war for privacy, and the crypto industry must be ready for it.
Analytical Conclusion: This week has shown that the crypto market is entering a phase of maturity: speculative bubbles are fading, regulation is arriving (albeit with battles), and major players are forced to adapt. For investors, this means the era of "easy money" is over—the age of fundamental analysis and real value is dawning. Be prepared.